"Oh, really? Way to go, Einstein. Putting your number on my as$ where I can't see it. And if I do want to see it then I'd have to go get a hand mirror....and even then it would turn out backwards. Boy, you are sooome kind of idiot."
-Stigmata-
The difference between a warrior and an ordinary man is the warrior views everything as a challenge; the ordinary man views everything as either a blessing or a curse.
-Yaqui shaman Don Juan-
...and that holds 2x true for nice guy wussies, DJ
Hilarious! I don't know what I would say to something stupid like that. Maybe, "Oh. I dialed that and it turns out it was the wrong number." Good to know you got it isn't it?
Nice response Stigmata. If drunk man wasn't three sheets to the wind already I may have come up with some clever line but, no such luck.
LOL Baltoman! Let's just say, a lot less drinks than that guy. Plus I had on my low-rise skin-tight jeans so there was no access Maybe I should double check my lower back though, come to think of it. Where's the mirror?
Hilarious! I don't know what I would say to something stupid like that. Maybe, "Oh. I dialed that and it turns out it was the wrong number." Good to know you got it isn't it? I know! It's hard to think of something witty on the spot when you're still in shock, lol. That may be one of the strangest lines I've heard. And the fact that I'm still getting them at age 36, with two kids nonetheless, Well, heck! I'll take it! I never get annoyed when guys make these stupid lines. I take it as flattery. Heck, I'll be sad when the day comes the guys don't make comments anymore. Gulp.
"Hey, baby. Why don't you give me a call sometime? You have my number. I wrote it in big numbers and taped it to your walker."
Not quite the same effect, huh.
-Stigmata-
(hm. think someone tampered with my oats this a.m.)
The difference between a warrior and an ordinary man is the warrior views everything as a challenge; the ordinary man views everything as either a blessing or a curse.
-Yaqui shaman Don Juan-
...and that holds 2x true for nice guy wussies, DJ
If I have to use a walker in my old age, ugh. I'm hoping with my combination of genes and commitment to physical fitness I will avoid that all together. It's amazing some of the old people I see at my gym. Some are in better shape than me. And my parents, who are 80 and 76, are in great physical shape for their age. So there is hope. Thanks for laugh though...sort of.
Maybe I should double check my lower back though, come to think of it. Where's the mirror? 
I know! It's hard to think of something witty on the spot when you're still in shock, lol. That may be one of the strangest lines I've heard. And the fact that I'm still getting them at age 36, with two kids nonetheless, Well, heck! I'll take it! 
I never get annoyed when guys make these stupid lines. I take it as flattery. Heck, I'll be sad when the day comes the guys don't make comments anymore. Gulp. 