Speaking of tatoos on the azz, I'm out with my neighbor last night for a quick drink to say bon voyage before she goes on vacation, and this random guy comes up to me and says "hey baby (yes, he literally said "hey baby") why don't you give me a call later. My number is tatooed on your azz." ? Huh ? Is this some new pick up line I'm not aware of? Lol Then he just walked (stumbled) away. Sheesh. At least we had a good laugh over that one. Men!
