Hey - don't forget it is the egg that sends biochemical messages that "call" and "direct" the sperm. The receiver is as active as the giver sometimes.
- Processing....
(mental archived flash image of shapely young woman in skin tight dress, push up bra, and no undergarments)
....oy vey. Yes. Methinks there was some transmission going on there for my receivers to pick up.
<shaking head vigorously to clear>
Which leads to that damned biological arachnid monkey wrench I can't get past nor understand quite what message the Creator is sending to my puny brain.
Big honkin' pretty black widow female spider.
Puny tiny washed out male, barely a fraction of her size.
He taps on the web to get her attention (idiot!)
wink wink, nudge nudge, the deed is done. CHOMP. <burp>
WTF?
A. That better be mindblowing sex. And I'm talking the reality-warping kind.
B. I'm glad I don't believe in reincarnation.
Sheesh. Like standing there in front of "The Reincarnation Wheel." Give it a nice spin. "Noooo spider, nooooospider!!"
When I have my judgment day I will be sure to mention this disturbing M-F behavior pulled from my list of "Need to Knows."
Anyway, we know that our comfort is often received by men as "Woman, just back off and leave me alone" but we just can't resist.
- Sigh. I know. As HP would say if she were an M. "Women."
I'm violating my own policy to explain my agenda here. Crud. But I don't want you Fs to feel clumsy. We should all be so lucky to have comfort from time to time from OP like you quality folk.
Let's just say...hmmmm...another illustration.
A young boy is standing outside school with his group of chums. His mom drops him off, notices a smudge on his cheek and cowlick. "Here. Let me clean you up/straighten your hair." Lick. Wipe Wipe, smooth, smooth.
[sounds of chuckling from other small Ms.]
"Awww, moooom." (lots of pulling face away, squirms, and contortions)
"Let me give my big boy a kiss."
[more chuckling and now snickering in background]
"Moooo-ooom."
...so kinda like tapping into that ingrained vibe KWIM?
-Stigmata-
The difference between a warrior and an ordinary man is the warrior views everything as a challenge; the ordinary man views everything as either a blessing or a curse.
-Yaqui shaman Don Juan-
...and that holds 2x true for nice guy wussies, DJ
