Don't know what to say other than to give you a cyber hug
((((((((((((GEL)))))))))))))))
Gee, maybe you should have responded to his ad instead of calling him. After all, it sounds like you are the perfect match for him...everything he's looking for in a woman, including the high libido. Reminds me of this:
"I was tired of my lady We'd been together too long Like a worn-out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleepin I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read:
If you like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape
I didn't think about my lady I know that sounds kinda mean But me and my old lady Had fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper Took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet I thought it wasn't half bad
Yes I like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon And cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malleys Where we'll plan our escape
So I waited with high hopes And she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady And she said, oh it's you Then we laughed for a moment And I said, I never knew
That you liked pina coladas And getting caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean And the taste of the champagne If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape You're the lady I've looked for Come with me and escape
If you like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight In the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape Yes I like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon And cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malleys Where we'll plan our escape..."
