OK who switched the bus driver on my tour bus of serenity now (Seinfield reference her). Going along fine today. No problems, swimming along and POW!!!!!
Where in the hell did this urge come from to call my wife? The urge to offer a romantic, massage laden night with her? To flirt with her over the phone?
Bad F4W!!!!! I have fought it off all day. Too bad we do not have showers here. So I am hoping posting will help a bit to fight back the urge.
Alright, now the Busdriver has pulled over for a rest stop at nowhere else but "PITYLAND", it is right next to LAKE PO' LIL OL ME (PLOM for short). You guys know this amusemnet park/circus. They have a great rollercoaster! I think I am going to buy 30 tickets and ride that sommab*tch all F'n day!!!!!
Actually interested in the performers that they have on tap for today:
"Buster the Clown", his specialty is putting his foot in his mouth then inserting his head in his Arse!
"Franco the Feabile" is giving his performance how to emasculate yourself by supressing your desires to please your spouse and yourself at the same time.
"Wanda the Bearded WAW" will show you how to string your S along and keep them second guessing if they should breathe or not!
The midway is always a fun spot!
"Ring toss" try and toss your wedding ring on your S finger and make it stay there! You win a "Beer Mirror"
"Water Race" See how many gallons of cold water it takes to keep you from ripping the clothes of your sexy W. You win a case of Blue Ballitis ( )
"The guess my weight booth" How much weight can a human pobbibly drop in 1 month? Winner gets 1 year membership to Jenny Craig!
My personal favorite....
"The dunk tank" Except in this park they hold you head under water until panic sets in and you thrash about wildly. This is a must for the S that just engaged in an activity to see if their S loves them.
