Quote: I mean I can't go to the bathroom without her thinking it's revenge for her affair.
It's not? I thought it had quite the symbolic meaning.
Now that I've attached that symbolic meaning to it...I think I make a point to save up all my trips for when I'm home
Quote: Wait....why am I the one to get smacked!?!
Cuz you know you probably deserve it, and we just didn't find out yet what it was you did that you deserve it for.
Probably for enganging in distorted cognitive reasoning processes.....
"Achieve success, but without vanity; Achieve success, but without aggression; Achieve success, but without gain; Achieve success, but without force." Lao Tzu