HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is me laughing out loud!!! You are so darn funny!! As I was reading the beginning of your post I was thinking along those lines too- I would have made it about me though- probably a little more business too- "I have purple chicken pox now..." I have been staying real clear of any personal issues with him - it hurts less to think of his new bandaid and the lack of sex that I now have!!
Great attempt to keep the conversation going though!!
Too bad you don't live closer - I'm sure we could have fun out together- especially after D!!
