Stupidest thing your S has said about the A?

[flip]

I also got the line, "us getting divorced doesn't have anything to do with her".

I think that's one of the ones they're obligated to use. It's listed under the mandatory section in the 'Cheating WAS Guide'. Bless them though, I think they might actually believe it.

A few weeks before he also told me "when would I have time for an affair?" I guess he was able to rejiggle his schedule.