Stupidest thing your S has said about the A?

[grasshopper]

This was said to me after I found a stack of love letters in our bedroom:

"I don't trust you". " I feel betrayed by you".

They ALWAYS react that way. It's like f--king some other guy is in bounds but how DARE YOU look in my side table drawer!!!

Honey, if the OM can do it, then I can look in your drawers too, lol.

GH