Okay, I have more!

Husband: "I'll be faithful to you until you remarry."

"I don't want you to date for at least a year after the divorce is final. I won't. It's not healthy." (He's currently living with ow.)

"I'm not living with ow. I'm living with her 20 year old (jailbird) daughter because she needs rescuing."

J


JFriendlyOne@yahoo.com