Stupidest thing your S has said about the A?

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My H hasn't said these things to me but he has to my kids.

He told my D16 he wasn't having an affair b/c he met current OW after he left me. When she pointed out that it was an affair b/c he was still M to me his reply was only on paper!

If you want the most hurtful thing. When I first found out about OW #1 H said all he had ever wanted was a beautiful woman on his arm. Well I never did get to see this woman but the one he is currently with is twice the size of me, has worse acne than my S13 and can't speak English very well! So either he is seriously in need of new glasses or he never meant it in the first place.