Wait...I have some good ones...(please keep in mind that LSS is in a category all on his own but...)
Well...when I moved out you made me choose betweent he bed and the computer and I chose the computer but she had a bed. What did you expect me to do?
She's not a drug dealer...she just sells drugs to people.
After confronting him about the fact that he was telling everyone he caught me in bed with some one else(total lie) Well yo udon't expect me to tell my family I was the one havingthe affair, do you?
