Stupidest thing your S has said about the A?

[ItsNearlyOverNow]

RB, thank you for bringing this post back. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

One scary/duh moment to share:
After finding out OW had precancerous cells (she's 25) and that they are often caused by HPV (an STD) he says... what kind of a a-hole has sex with someone and doesn't tell them they may have an STD or that they've had unprotected sex? (Uhh... you?)

Of course I'm thinking... oh God, how long were you sleeping with her before you told me about it. (It's ok, I got tested and came back clean.)

Upon break-up with OW1 (he's now on OW2) he says: Yeah, honey, if you think I have problems, boy does she ever. I was always asking her to talk to me about what was going wrong, that I wanted this relationship to work - but she refused to put in any effort. Turns out she was seeing someone else. How screwed up is she? (Uhh...)

And last but not least,
I don't think this will ever work out between us. The trust is gone. When I left you for OW1, you transfered money from our joint account to your personal one because you thought I was going to screw you over. I just can't believe you were thinking of yourself first. I can't trust you at all anymore. Who do you think you are? (Apparently I thought I was you sweetie. Oops, my bad.)