The night we had sex before she was caught in bed with him the next night: "You know I hate sex, but if it makes you feel better let's go, I could really not have sex again. That is how much I do not like it!"
After calling him in front of me after returning from a trip to CA for a friends wedding... "Does it make you mad I called him in front of you?" (Uh no honey why not just invite him over for a quickie, I will watch the kids!!!!!)
I pulled this one out of my personl journal...
"He reminded me so much of you, I guess that is why I was attracted to him." WHACK on the head with my hand!
A classic ....
"I know what kind of guy he is, all the girls I set him up with said he was a jerk just looking for sex after a few dates"
Thank you very much, I will be here all week. Please tip you waiters and waitreses! Ba dump bump!
Through honest giving of my love I will recieve 10 fold in return.
Just because a person does not love you in the way you want, does not mean they do not love you!
