my SO asked me to sew a button on his suit jacket as he was getting ready to DJ a wedding where OW would be accompanying him....I retorted...
"Who am I Betsy Ross? Why don't you call OW and ask her to bring her sewing kit?"
His response: "We don't have THAT kind of relationship."
WTF?? Oh, I forgot - button's don't fall off on Fantasy Island. Life's everyday problems never happen there...it's all happy happy joy joy in unrealistic LaLa Land.
Tattoo, get me a strawberry daiquiri, wouldya please?
