he wants to marry me, he's going to fly out and ask my parents for my hand in marriage"So when did we get a divorce, when did he get divorced?

reply "I don't need to get divorced, I can just leave you. And anyway, I don't want a divorce."



Oh this is my favorite by far.
What galaxy are these WAS's from?

Most of us really marry only once. First love endures, even unto our dying day. And we never really divorce.