Oh my! I guess my own personal favorite was this one:

"You'd probably get along with him and think he was a good guy....if the circumstances were different..."

My other fav:

"I have two great guys in my life, and I don't know what to do."

Hmmm, nice...I've stuck through thick and thin over the last 12 years, this guy has been around for 5 months...but yet his achievements match mine??

"Achieve success, but without vanity; Achieve success, but without aggression; Achieve success, but without gain; Achieve success, but without force." Lao Tzu