Stupidest thing your S has said about the A?

[RBinBR]

I've only been here a few days, so I apologize if this has been done before, but I thought it might be fun if we all posted some of the dumbest things our spouses have said about their affairs or about our marriages.

I'll start the competition by nominating my W. This one cracks me up every time I think about it. After initially confessing the A to me, she said,

"I never knew before that it was important to me for the man I love to play a musical instrument."

Got a better one?