Yeah, WCW, about that "pantry-jumping" thing - I've seen it before. Can't remeber whose thread it was, but she went out to dinner with her estranged H, he took elaborate pains not to even brush against her walking through the restaurant etc. - like she had severe cooties. She was quite disappointed with the outing, but I told her I thought "methinks he doth protest too much". And if memory serves me correctly, he broke down the next day, came home, was all over her.
Perhaps you need to try seducing H in his sleep some night??? Or just do a little more heavy flirting?