I've got some leftover pizza to donate. Teenagers haven't obliterated it yet! Quick. Grab a piece!

If I had a glass of wine, I'd be asleep in under a minute. Thanks anyway. I'll stick to beer tonight. Plus, for me, wine really gets my engine going, if you know what I mean . Have to avoid that at this juncture of my life.

Spit

Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain