"My daughters are all sick today so it's been a long one. My 3 yo doesn't slow down for no piddly fever and she decided about a half hour ago that a popsicle melted on her forehead would be just the thing to make the fever go away and then she'd get the green light for playing with the neighborhood kids. Sigh."
LOL. Good one little-pot.
"I'll buy an erotic massage book, on his behalf of course, and give it to him this weekend. Any suggestions on that and, furthermore, does it really work? I can't imagine that a massage would feel anything but massage-ish but what do I know."
I have an erotic massage book, but we haven't tried anything yet. I did get that "Sex Diet" book and have been unfortunately reading the darn thing all afternoon instead of working. LOL (its supposed to be my v-day gift to the W). Anyway, I can guarantee you that from the HD perspective, a massage does not have to be just a massage. The things described in those books would do a lot more than just relax my muscles. The Marriage Bed website (christian based sexuality) has a pretty good description of what to do for erotic massage as well ... at least it sounds good.
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
