"Nah, Chrome, we don't have money to spend on a trainer."
Neither do I. I made friends with one when I was in grad school and he gave me free lessons. Got in really good shape. In the past 5 years with a new job, 3 kids, etc. I have lost about 100 lbs on the bench press, about 6 inches on my vertical, and on and on. I gotta get back into it.
"That's okay. I'm married to an exercise fanatic who happens to be a former Marine and a morning person (the latter being the most disgusting part of his personality, LOL)."
LOL. I'll have to agree with you there. Of course, I'm an astronomer. We love the night best.
"Just gotta beat the kids up. Oops that sounded bad. I mean, get up before them of course."
LOL. For a minute I thought you were going to institute an exercise boot camp that included the kids, replete with lots of pushups for pooping their diaper or not eating their carrots. LOL
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"