Let me tell you I have had a lousy day and this thread has made me chuckle over and over.
Sorry about the tobagon on his head thing but every time I hear someone call a knit cap a tabogon I have a image of a sled on there head. I told you I am a visionary.
And oh please don't give up on your sailor play. Though bemused I may be I think it is healthy. I joke about sex all the time inflatable dolls penis pumps the whole nine yards. I had a awesome bar wench custume I sold alot of and I thought it was hot and thought it would be fun. But I could never get passed the cracking up at the thought of walking around the house dressed up as a bar wench. Now had I really been working in a bar and given that same outfit to wear it would never have phazed me to put it on and work in it. Wierd I know. It is the play acting part that I don't think I could do without busting out laughing.
Example if there is music on and I am undressing I may dance around while shucking my cloths off. But now in the past when my H has asked me to strip dance for him I have rolled on the floor laughing at the thought.
Or use this for a example my post earlier to chrome I had just got out of the shower and was stark naked and thought nothing of it since I am stark naked to barely dressed at most times around here. But if say I went on a sex website and was told to come to the computer naked I would find it to funny to do. Phone sex the same I may be naked while talking on the phone but if someone on the other side of the phone told me to get naked I would bust out in laughter.
Maybe there is something to this and I should just get the costume and try out the whole concept. H could come home from work and I could be all wenched out and offer him dinner served on the table then just climb up on it. OMG I am laughing at the thought of it maybe I could be a mime so I would not have to talk just signal ohhhhhhh better stop before I end up crying from laughter.
They DO all suck don't they. Well, not Chrissy, she's a chocolate fan so I'll forgive her
Oh chocolate hugs and kisses to you sweetie! Blowing them your way hard as I can. So you can just suck them up
Thank you from the deversion of my shitty ass day!
