Where 's the ironing board?

[Burgbud]

Those ba$tard$! I tell 'em I'm thinking of swinging thru Oz to meet some lovely DB gals and that I might possibly have one free evening to hang out with them, and look what they turn it into. Some sort of ebay circus. And never even offered me a cut.

Maybe it's my just desserts for lying to them about being some celebrity sporting legend from the U.K. But still. I don't think I'm gonna show up for those yokels just because of this.

Although I would enjoy some beers and some snags. Hmmm....

BTW, they look like really fun guys but one of 'ems a very mean drunk, one's an incredibly sensitive musical-type who gets his a$$ kicked a lot, and one is actually a woman. The one on the left is quite a good chap, though, when he's out of prison.