The call finally came! She thought the flowers were very nice and appreciated the surprise!
Damn, man! The bad news is, now you'll have to buy her flowers all the frickin' time or it'll look like you just did that to try and win her heart.
The good news is that I'm opening up a flower shop on your corner.
She said ILY... if my W was doing the "Act as if" in front of her friends or did she really mean it!
See what her actions are forward going. Women say "love" a lot. They "love" their friends, they "love" their shoes, they "love" their cats, they "love" that song, that movie, that perfume, their girlfriend's new dress, that funny commercial on TV...
now back to the "Guessing Game" and I am your new host!
That game will drive you crazy. I used to play along at home while watching it on TV. They give a few facts, loved how everybody places their guesses on what they assume that means or is a "sign" of, and then they spin the big wheel and everybody clings on panicking and one more insignificant clue is revealed, then they get to change their guesses based on what they assume what that new clue means, then the wheel spins again and everybody tumbles off yelling and screaming in anguish, and then the mystery answer is revealed and it wasn't what anyone was thinking in the first place. Hysterical! Did you know it was the only show ever where no one ever won? And remember the parting gifts they'd give out? Yep, a lifetime prescription to Wellbutrin.
BTW, I'm still working on my LBS T-Shirt. Thinking of moving the knife in the back to the front, right over the heart. Will keep you updated.
