Hey, hey. Wow, that was like touching a match to a fuse! The midwest is closer than NY if 1300 miles is too far, BTW, but if the boyfriend pillow must talk, you will definitly need to be able to program his words, right? I think Italian would be the best choice, but that's just me of course...
Signore belle che meritano l'amore allineare. Sarei felice di tenerli mentre dormite.
