Hey bigAl! Yeah, I'm gradually comin' outta the funk; I would've prolly been completely out of it had the girls had school today. But they didn't, and it kinda wrecked the ol' schedule. I was alone again last night, and work really sucked. My editor made me write a stupid article for a bridal section we're doing; I had to write it on honeymoons. I asked if he thought he could give the article to somebody a little less, oh, cynical about weddings -- and maybe even somebody whose anniversary wasn't right around the corner. He laughed (we've worked together for 9 years now, so he can do that), and simply asked, "Are you ever gonna get married again?"
Ugh. Men. Except you ... and a couple others.
Now what is it that your legs are around?
Don't tempt me, buddy; my legs haven't been around anything but a stupid body pillow for the past month. Course I'm not gonna b!tch; I have had it since you, now haven't I?
Hey Preggo "It'd be a short trip." lol. Talking with my s-i-l, married to my brother who has just walked away. Anyhow she tells me that lady rang to ask if still interested in buying houses. She said "Sorry, I will have to get back to you on that one. My husband's possessed by a demon right now"
Don't tempt me, buddy; my legs haven't been around anything but a stupid body pillow for the past month. Course I'm not gonna b!tch; I have had it since you, now haven't I?
I am obviously missing something here...cough cough...however, you could be sad and pathetic like me, I sleep with a damn stuffed penguin!! I need a body pillow but with arms for spooning...do they make that? Or is that something you only get by travelling 1300 miles?
Why is it I can remember these things, yet forget my best friend's birthday?
Oh I am SOOOO there....hmmm, muscular arms too? Me likey this already...bless your little heart Kismet, you made my night...rabbit, chocolate, wine, boyfriend pillow, if the body pillow could only talk then we'd be in business big time....who needs the real thing...
Hey, hey. Wow, that was like touching a match to a fuse! The midwest is closer than NY if 1300 miles is too far, BTW, but if the boyfriend pillow must talk, you will definitly need to be able to program his words, right? I think Italian would be the best choice, but that's just me of course...
Signore belle che meritano l'amore allineare. Sarei felice di tenerli mentre dormite.
Except you ... and a couple others.
Don't tempt me, buddy; my legs haven't been around anything but a stupid body pillow for the past month. Course I'm not gonna b!tch; I have had it since you, now haven't I? 
