Don't tempt me, buddy; my legs haven't been around anything but a stupid body pillow for the past month. Course I'm not gonna b!tch; I have had it since you, now haven't I?
I am obviously missing something here...cough cough...however, you could be sad and pathetic like me, I sleep with a damn stuffed penguin!! I need a body pillow but with arms for spooning...do they make that? Or is that something you only get by travelling 1300 miles?