Okay, now if you do end up going to court (and I really don't wish this on you, you know that!!)...you must promise and I MEAN promise honey...that you will waddle your damn sexy ass in there...and I mean waddle, holding your back up with your hand...work it good honey...I'm sorry...I just think waddlers are so damn cute...always wanted to have the preggo waddle when I was pregnant, thought it was cute...just couldn't do it...

LMFAO, Sassy. Omigod. I got hit with the pregnant waddle a little early -- some issue that has to do with the joint where my pelvis bone meets being all outta whack, which makes my pelvis all outta whack -- but I'm trying to cover it up...I'm walking around like I have a freakin' corncob stuck up my a$$. That's hard to hide, but I'm trying! I swear, the sacrifices we make.

Oh, I can't *wait* to drop my H's cell phone records in front of him. I have to wonder if H even remembers that he and OW talked 13 times on Nov. 3. Hmmm. He'll be reminded, I guess. What a jacko!

And thanks for the Merlot, GF! Wish you could really pass it through the computer monitor, like on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!! Wouldn't that rock??!!