Rants are *never* obnoxious ... especially written by someone who's drinkin' my favorite beer. I'll rub my belly for you if you belch really loud for me!!

Hang in there. The night's just beginning ... and unlike what it'll be like for me (boring and sober), it could get purty wild for you!!

(And I'm hoping I'll enjoy my little boy. I'm kinda anxious, honestly. I'm not a "boy-type" girl...if that makes any sense. Transformers, Batman, the great outdoors, bikes ... ugh. None of it becomes me. Where's a H/father when you need one??)