And BTW, I'm so jealous of you!!! Would you have one (or three) Miller Lites for me?? Please? Please? Purty pleeeease???
A glass of merlot being passed to you...red wine is better for you when you are preggo...
Okay, now if you do end up going to court (and I really don't wish this on you, you know that!!)...you must promise and I MEAN promise honey...that you will waddle your damn sexy ass in there...and I mean waddle, holding your back up with your hand...work it good honey...I'm sorry...I just think waddlers are so damn cute...always wanted to have the preggo waddle when I was pregnant, thought it was cute...just couldn't do it...
Let's just say your H is supposed to disclose everything to him. Doesn't mean that he will...I remember taking in exHs love emails from ow and oh my favorite little piece of ammunition...a printout of his profile from adultfriendfinders...uh huh...if you have BEEN to the site...you are quite familiar...silly man...used his AOL account and of course I knew the password...warning use a pw that noone would think of...especially your W who knows you pretty damn good...used the same stupid pw on the site...oh that was priceless...my L loved it...and his L was our business attorney...even she got a kick out of the sleaziness. We never made it to court, we had everything finalized in mediation...funny those little pieces of paper put in front of him...gave him a small check...he stopped asking for things he knew he wasn't getting (ie. the house, car, money, furniture...blah blah blah).
