Dust: Shaddup!!! You gotta be kiddin' me! Yeah, reporter it is. Investigations is what I like to do. But I've been at a small twice-a-week for what seems like forever -- mainly because it gives me the fleixibility and freedom I need to be as hard-nosed as I want. Got a job offer from a big N.C. daily last summer, but I was too afraid they'd put a lid on me, so I turned it down...

Anyway, a daily in Chicago, eh? Wow. I bet you got some stories. And *you're* asking *me* for investigative methods?? Puhlease! (You need to put that drink down, dear! )