Mel,
You must be joking my sister.

Guys, I've seen her picture and she's a knockout! She's trim and beautiful. Ok, I've never seen her abdomen but childbirth battle scars are a fact of life in/on women our age.

Mel, they'd be so dazzled by your beauty and kindness (and squeezy bits, lol) that they wouldn't care about scars.

Besides, you can't see em in the dark.