No, I am only kidding. I am certianly not a writer. I am not a very good comedian if I am recycling my material.
We had a lot of things happen to us early on in our marriage. We had 3 kids in less than 5 years. Shortly after we found out we were expecting our 3rd was when she started the affair. She was friends with him for many years prior and they used to work together and enjoy the same professional career. After we found out she was pregnant, she got extremelly stressed about having to stay home with all 3 for a year and how much her career was going to take a hit. I was there physically for her now that I look back, I did not meet her needs. She leaned on him for support and eventually it became physical.
On paper, I am a good husband and father but apparantly I lack something that doesnt allow for our marriage to blossom.