Quote: Anyone have any really nifty, creative ideas to sweep this wonderful man off of his feet?
Yep. Break out the thong, M.
Remember, Martians don't really need the 'nifty, creative' stuff. Use the tried and true. There ain't nothin better than a little somethin' somethin' on V Day.
Oh okay, if I must. Hopefully, your date will allow for some slow dancing. If not, work that in at home.