Oh preggo. That really sucks and you have the right to be pissed.
But I'm trying like hell to do it. I really am. I just don't know how. And I don't want to go through this anymore. I'm just tired. Just plain tired.
I'm going to help all I can. I have a single ingredient recipe for this sh^t which works wonders when you can choke it down - fun!. I know it seems like fun is a long way off, but it comes in a lot of forms. Now I have suggested ways for you to have it before, but apparently even you are not as big a nut case as I am, so I'll be more vague - the most fun you can have without getting drunk or laid (which as you have mentioned are not really options for you right now) MAY be to pretend like your drunk and flirt like your going to get laid. Just a suggestion. Oh, and you are little to good at this already, but an occasional f'ing with your husband's mind won't hurt either. I suggest this for entertainment purposes only and don't do it, but think about how fun it would be to call him back and say "FYI. I talked to the three sailors from last weekend and they say they're clean too although they weren't so sure about the marines that were banging OW."
