Quote: and I could kick all three of your azzes at once. I seem to be stuck on azz kicking tonight
Well there is a big bite. Stig has jujitsu, Nop was a football player and who know what else, I have * years of aikido, and @ years of muay tai, and get to practice every weekend, for real, no holds barred. Your not the first 6'8" guy I dunked on either.
Dang...can you feel the testosterone? Well boys, I know judo, jujitsu, karate, and lots of other Asian words. But, mess with me and you'll be in deep, deep pain, because I may not know "muay tai," but I know the Judge, and I'll litigate your azzes until you cry like little babies.
Shudder in the company of my mighty "Motion for Damages-fu" and collapse in self-shame at my unstoppable "Motion for Protection-tat-soi" Oh yes, you'll be feeling the pain for years. I guarantee that you will never walk with quite as manly a gait as before. HAI-YAH! Didn't see that one coming, did you? That was my "Motion For Contempt-aikido." The bruise may not surface for two days, but you'll wonder why it hurts when you pee.
