You are soooo smooth, BB. Are you lookin' for a way for me to brag about myself? Strokin' the ego today, eh?

Okay, yes, some fantastic news to share. Without getting into too many details, the newspaper I work for just found out yesterday that I received two state awards for my investigative coverage of a really long, really stinky issue in my hometown. It was great news, kinda like a pat on the back.

The whole issue is one that spanned 14 months; I think I had no less than two dozen articles when it was all said and done.

Those investigative skills are somethin'. I guess they come in more handy than just busting cheating spouses, eh?

Okay, OKAY. I shouldn't have ruined the mood with a shot at him. Sorry. What??? I am.