Whew! Ok, given my mood tonight, I have new advice. I want you to LET OFF STEAM! Relax, whoop it up, blow a gasket, jump off the deep end, let it all hang out, party like it's 1999, whatever.
Now I KNOW that you are hampered by not being able to do the two things that are the most fun for accomplishing that - beer and a date with BigAl to his party tonight, no wait I mean beer and sex with H - so I have some alternative suggestions.
1) Step out in the backyard and yell your fool head off, loud enough to annoy the neighbors. Make the old lady across the street keep her husband from calling the cops by saying "It's ok dear. She's pregnant."
2) Flirt with phase3 like he was the last man on earth. Send him e-mail's describing unmentionable things and suggest he accidentally leave them where his W can see them. Make sure to call him stud muffins. He likes that.
3) Dance around naked (in a private place) and sing a stupid 80's song at the top of your lungs (I suggest Cheap Trick's "Surrender").
4) Write a story about that starts "Once upon a time..." and ends with "But the beautiful princess told the errant knight that he could kiss her a$$ and ran off with the seven dwarves"
5) Just hang out here on the boards all night and vent.
