All of you are just too funny but it was a great laugh. No Beth I don't believe I have a panty story bit boring aren't I although I was ironing a top for work one day and had no bra on, I leant across the iron to turn it off and as I had no clothes on up the top half - yep zzzzzzssssttt on my boobie, I then had a little triangular mark on my boob for about 18 months. So not quite a panty story but still a little story, what about you Beth......
As for my sitch at the moment, not alot has changed, H has still been coming over alot, we went out yesterday to mutual friends and hung out around the pool and had a BBQ tea as it was a scorcher here yesterday and being a public holiday (Australia Day) nobody had to work which was great. Anyhow we left friends about 9pm and H came and stayed the night, (which he is doing alot more). I got some action last night that I would have to say has been the best since we started this piecing thingy so maybe things are looking up and I am letting my guard down a little. Anyhow I got up this morning and had shower and got ready for work as H has a day off and H and all the kids were still snoozing when I left. It felt a little weird leaving H there when I wasn't there but what do you do.
Anyhow sons foot is not swollen anymore and he seems back to normal, kids they bounce back quick so now he wants to play cricket tonight for his cricket team. We will see how he goes.
Well thats about all I have to add a little boring at the moment I know but hey with these Seasonal Hi-Jackers around it still makes my thread interesting so keep it up you guys and it makes me laugh.....Kim
I leant across the iron to turn it off and as I had no clothes on up the top half - yep zzzzzzssssttt
All I can say to that is OUCH!!!
I do have a booby story but it goes back to when I was about a teenager somewhere between 16-18...so long ago. My best friend and I were out by her pool. We were working on our tan lines, or lack thereof I should say. She lived on a busy street but her fence was pretty high so I guess we figured we were okay. Well you know the feeling you get that you are being watched...well I remember having that feeling, looking around not seeing anything, so I stood up to go jump in the pool and poof there he was...driver in an 18wheeler parked on the other side of the fence and obviously enjoying the show cause he waved...I screamed and jumped in the pool. LOL...never will forget that...
WOO HOO Kimmie got her some...Kimmie got her some...now all we need to hear is Kismet...she was out on the prowl last night. Wondering if she even made it home or not!!
Hey Sassy when I was younger probably 16 -18 my girlfriend and I lived right near the beach. She lived across the road from it and I lived one street behind her. Anyhow we used to go sunbathing down the beach, mmmm yes topless and the beach was always renowned for what we called "Flashers" I suppose you would say "Exhibitionists".
So most times when we were down at the beach you would look up to the T-Tree's and sure enough there would be some "Wanker" standing there with his old fella in his hand getting off on 2 younger girls sunbathing topless, honestly it was disgusting but back then you just ignored them as they were harmless - not so today though I wouldn't imagine.
So Lisa I guess that's two booby stories......Hehehe...Kim
Do have a booby story though. Once after a cycle of IVF I was sure that I was pregnant and was in the car at the stop sign feeling my boobs to see if they were firmer. Later noticed the guy in the truck on the other side having a good old perve
Kim, that ironing can be dangerous. I knew there was a reason I gave up.
I guess things are improving in your situation if the sex is getting better. Sounds like you had a nice relaxing Aust. Day
Thanx for the stories girls! It gave me a good chuckle before bed!
Just so you know men should not iron naked either especially when the board is at that "right" height and you are in a rush to get dressed for work! Trust me it hurts alot, and it is hard to put a band aid on!
Tim
my story http://www.divorcebusting.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1049617&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1
Just so you know men should not iron naked either especially when the board is at that "right" height and you are in a rush to get dressed for work! Trust me it hurts alot, and it is hard to put a band aid on!
Quote: Just so you know men should not iron naked either especially when the board is at that "right" height and you are in a rush to get dressed for work! Trust me it hurts alot, and it is hard to put a band aid on!
What about taking that band aid off ~ riiiip
The visual on this is extremely painful...but I know a few men that I would be MORE than willing to rip the bandaid off of...Kis wanna help???
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