I've been thinking up ideas for giving him a really *nice* Christmas.
I could go dressed in my court suit, or something grey and boring.
Also, he said bring wine before, so definitely no wine, and I could take that mug of mine, the one that says 'Ran into my ex the other day so I put it in reverse and hit him again.'
He HATES that mug, so I'll ask him to make me a cup of tea in it.
Then I could either not cook at all and leave it all to him while I sit glued to the TV, or I could cook and put something horrible in his dinner
Obviously no presents - I had wrapped a copy of my book but he's not getting anything now, and of course, I could play music with pertinant lyrics. He doesn't like that either.
