Okay, ThatGuy, I think you need some help answering W's questions next time. Here's my shot:


"Are you seeing anyone?"

"Would Japanese triplets count as anyone or anythree?"


"Who do you hang around with these days?"

"Nobody you know. You don't know any hawt chyx, right?"


"Do you call people up?"

"Sometimes. You'd be surprised at how friendly people are who write their number on bathroom walls."


"Who do you go out with from work?"

"Guys with hawt sisters."


"Have new people been hired at your work?"

"Of course. I keep wearing out the women and they keep hiring new ones."


"Do you meet women when you go out with friends?"

"Only if my friend is a woman and she's into the menage, if you know what I mean. <winkwink>"


"I don't know who you do things with anymore."

"Just as I thought. You don't know any hawt chyx."


"I assume you are seeing someone, or are dating."

"I find dating gets in the way of all the sex."


"So these women you meet with thru friends, do you take them home?"

"Home, cheap motel, what's the difference?"


And of course the biggie...


"Would you ever ask me out on a date?"

"Of course. I can't be having sex all the time. Don't be ridiculous."



P.S. I hate to tell you this TG, but Ron Prince's nickname is The Husker-nator.

Last edited by Phase3; 12/08/05 02:56 AM.
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