Hanging on/The Long Haul

[WCW]

A rope goes into a bar and tries to order a drink. The barkeep sez "Are you a ROPE?" And the rope sez "Yep." Barkeep sez "Well, we don't serve ropes in here". Disheartened, but angry, the rope leaves the bar, goes out to the parking lot, ties himself in a knot and frays his ends a bit. Rope heads back into the bar, sits down and orders a drink. Barkeep eyeballs him and sez "Are you a ROPE???" The rope sez, "nope, I'm a frayed knot."