Yes honey, you do. Please. and how about a alternate one for the women. How to speak plainly, and clearly so your H can understand.
Hey snook hold a seat for me, next to you there in the front row for HP's seminar.... Im gonna make googley eyes at her while shes talking.
You can watch while she smacks the taste outta my mouth.....for being inpertinent.
responses to 'does my ass look fat in these...' reply its not the jeans, skirt, etc. (pokes fun at her insecurity.)
Mmm I dont know.... Ill have to compare it ..pause pause, (she'll think -some other womans ass-)..pause....to some other jeans, and of course a baseline will be needed. Take em off. (recieve punch graciously)
Yes your ass is PHAT. pause.........Pretty Hot And Tempting (oldie, but a goodie causing external exasperated sigh, and internal glee.)
Ok I want to dissemble your post, no time now, I think you did awesome, but want to dissemble for reasons why I think it was excellent all around.(and of course throw in some of my over the top alternatives... )
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