Of course she's trying to get your attention. She dresses up in a tailored shirt, enough to make your D say Wow mom, and then asks you a silly question about looking fat. If she thought she looked fat, she wouldn't have worn it. But she couldn't come in the kitchen and say, Honey aint I smokin in this outfit?!?

Sheesh.

I think I need to give Womanese seminars and edumacate all of you clueless husbands.

Standing room only and I have plenty of humorous anecdotes to keep em rolling in the aisles from all of my SSM buddies.