Quote: this is an example of one of her 'seduction' games--
D@mn it Blackie, just when I think that I'm on a roll, you always seem to make comments that have me step back and do a double take on my pre-conceived notions..... The flip - flop or 180 of what I think I know to be certain about.
Again with the "seduction is her job" stuff.
Got me tapping me forehead, going "Think. Think. Think"...Hmmm....
Like I've said before. My woman-eese is still pretty weak.
Oh, I posted a comment about your guitar over on Karen1's thread...
Take Care, Be Safe and
Happy New Year! Dude!
Snook.
Last edited by snookchaser; 12/31/0501:50 PM.
"And wrinkles only go where the smiles have been." J. Buffett
Of course she's trying to get your attention. She dresses up in a tailored shirt, enough to make your D say Wow mom, and then asks you a silly question about looking fat. If she thought she looked fat, she wouldn't have worn it. But she couldn't come in the kitchen and say, Honey aint I smokin in this outfit?!?
Sheesh.
I think I need to give Womanese seminars and edumacate all of you clueless husbands.
Standing room only and I have plenty of humorous anecdotes to keep em rolling in the aisles from all of my SSM buddies.
Yes honey, you do. Please. and how about a alternate one for the women. How to speak plainly, and clearly so your H can understand.
Hey snook hold a seat for me, next to you there in the front row for HP's seminar.... Im gonna make googley eyes at her while shes talking.
You can watch while she smacks the taste outta my mouth.....for being inpertinent.
responses to 'does my ass look fat in these...' reply its not the jeans, skirt, etc. (pokes fun at her insecurity.)
Mmm I dont know.... Ill have to compare it ..pause pause, (she'll think -some other womans ass-)..pause....to some other jeans, and of course a baseline will be needed. Take em off. (recieve punch graciously)
Yes your ass is PHAT. pause.........Pretty Hot And Tempting (oldie, but a goodie causing external exasperated sigh, and internal glee.)
Ok I want to dissemble your post, no time now, I think you did awesome, but want to dissemble for reasons why I think it was excellent all around.(and of course throw in some of my over the top alternatives... )
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