"She had 6 cats, most peed on the carpet in the living area, 4 dogs-2 bit me and her several times, and 2 big messy/loud birds."
I know you probably don't think it is funny, but you just described a perfect scene for a National Lampoon movie. I can just see OG played by Chevy Chase standing there with an exasperated look on his face in a house full of peeing cats, biting dogs, and parrots that say "I'm never going back to work."
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
