Hair, I would stop and see you at your house if I was driving. I want one of those puddings. We could set up a test.
You could say "Lou help yourself to anything in the frig and then I would take 2 puddings while MS HD was looking just to see if could keep a straight face.
Nope, better not touch the puddings. We might need an obstinate earthen dam to hold back our laughter. I am not experienced at pulling off practical jokes at someone elses expence.
Not dissing Ms. HD either but had to write what was in my mind. I had a quick mental picture of Ms HD thinking "what is with this old country dude, going in my frig and taking D4's pudding."
Hay, a guy has to have some fun even if it is only the mental type.
You have me beat with that throwing something Lil's way and breaking her window. That was a good one.