I can't help it: Half past a monkey's a$$ according to his balls.
Oh wait...that's what my brother used to say whenever I asked him what time it was.
Blackfoot...just wanted to let you know, as a former member (now, just a "sustaining" member) of the club, welcome. The club, of course, is Corri's Project to Improve the Male Persona, or PIMP, for short. I can't begin to tell you how belonging to the club has changed my life for the better. I've gone from an emasculated doormat, to a nearly-fully enlightened peephole. Soon, I hope to be elevated to the transom-level, and then, maybe, one day, the Portico Roof, (what we in PIMP call the "nirvana" level).
I am really babbling this morning.
Just make sure you get the full membership package, which includes an autographed picture of Corri wearing some rather interesting biker gear. Whenever I visualized my little angel whispering in my ear, telling me to stay out of my W's sh!t, the little angel was wearing the biker gear.
