Well, I took the classes and got the piece of paper, but mostly I'm a trained client.
<insert light bulb over Lil's head>
Synchronicity Alert! you used the word "trained," and so did I in my reply just above...as soon as I typed that I realized that was the name the boy in the dream gave when he shook hands with bf.
Trained... I'm trained...maybe that orphan is my shadow side, who has forgotten that she's trained...?